
I get back home and eagerly run for the mailbox: I ordered a package from China and I can’t wait to receive it. And—what’s that? It’s a package! It finally arrived! Right on time too!
Wait a second— I recognize this package. I SENT THIS PACKAGE. WHY IS THIS PACKAGE HERE AND NOT IN ARGENTINA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING PACKAGE GO BACK H- oh. Insufficient postage huh.
FUCK YOU USPS I’M USING AMAZON NOW. AND SHIP ME MY DAMN CHINESE PACKAGE.